1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,006 ... for once, I agree with Gizmo. 2 00:00:01,017 --> 00:00:03,266 You do overuse the vampiric hypnosis. 3 00:00:03,277 --> 00:00:05,153 - What? And you don't? - I don't need to. 4 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:08,904 I can rely on my wit and wisdom, not cheap tricks and gambits. 5 00:00:08,938 --> 00:00:10,639 Electrical audio recording. 6 00:00:10,673 --> 00:00:13,309 Testing. One, two and... 7 00:00:13,342 --> 00:00:15,678 My point being, I can wander about these humans 8 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,680 without having to resort to hypnosis. 9 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,949 I'm a student of the human condition, 10 00:00:19,982 --> 00:00:22,184 a psychological chameleon, one might say. 11 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,036 Well, one might also say 12 00:00:24,047 --> 00:00:27,471 that you have hypnotized your best friend Sean many times. 13 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:30,253 Yeah, to clear up your mess, but I don't say anything 14 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:32,692 that causes Sean any kind of alarm. 15 00:00:32,743 --> 00:00:34,619 In fact, if you talk to Sean, he'll tell you 16 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:36,626 I'm just one of the guys. 17 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:37,978 Well, he's my friend, too. 18 00:00:37,989 --> 00:00:39,474 That's 'cause he's a nice guy, 19 00:00:39,485 --> 00:00:41,060 which makes it doubly embarrassing 20 00:00:41,070 --> 00:00:42,905 when you say dumb shit like, 21 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,612 "I am a vampire, I've lived for 2,000 years. 22 00:00:46,623 --> 00:00:48,050 "I like to suck-a the blood. 23 00:00:48,061 --> 00:00:49,729 "Oh, shit. I fucked up. 24 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:52,643 I'll now have to hypnotize the whole fucking world." 25 00:00:53,842 --> 00:00:56,581 - I don't do that. - You do do that. 26 00:00:56,592 --> 00:00:58,204 You just said "Doo doo." 27 00:00:58,431 --> 00:01:00,977 Touché. Can we get on with this? 28 00:01:01,443 --> 00:01:03,579 ["YOU'RE DEAD" BY NORMA TANEGA PLAYING] 29 00:01:03,712 --> 00:01:06,564 ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪ 30 00:01:06,575 --> 00:01:09,044 ♪ They have no use for your song ♪ 31 00:01:09,494 --> 00:01:12,209 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪ 32 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:14,922 ♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪ 33 00:01:16,171 --> 00:01:19,005 ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪ 34 00:01:19,016 --> 00:01:21,839 ♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪ 35 00:01:21,850 --> 00:01:24,568 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪ 36 00:01:24,579 --> 00:01:26,879 ♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪ 37 00:01:31,345 --> 00:01:36,345 - Synced and corrected by 00:03:12,820 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 78 00:03:12,831 --> 00:03:14,490 Says here we're on track 79 00:03:14,501 --> 00:03:18,372 for a higher than usual level of precipitation this month. 80 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,240 - [NANDOR] No doubt. - Mm. 81 00:03:20,822 --> 00:03:23,922 So, what did I miss? 82 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:26,207 What's the old gang been up to, huh? 83 00:03:26,218 --> 00:03:29,658 Actually, I'm going to sit in that chair in a few minutes. 84 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:32,238 No problemo. It's more comfortable over here. 85 00:03:32,452 --> 00:03:34,803 Any fun activities planned for tonight? 86 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,658 Yes, we're off for a night on the town 87 00:03:36,669 --> 00:03:39,084 - with Sean and his friends. - Ha, ha! 88 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:41,917 Is this like a "Come one, come all" type deal? 89 00:03:41,928 --> 00:03:43,582 Uh, not sure. 90 00:03:43,593 --> 00:03:45,388 I'll give you a ring when I get there. 91 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,090 - All right. - [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 92 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,094 - But you don't have a phone. - [DOOR CLOSES] 93 00:03:49,105 --> 00:03:50,508 That was weird, right? 94 00:03:50,519 --> 00:03:53,195 I know it's hard to break into a vampire clique. 95 00:03:53,206 --> 00:03:55,976 Oh, no. What happened to your little body? 96 00:03:56,009 --> 00:03:58,151 - She sat on me. - No. 97 00:03:58,162 --> 00:04:00,579 They've never invited me to live in the house. 98 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:05,148 Apparently, they are not allowed to have a fifth vampire here, 99 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:08,055 due to some zoning regulation 100 00:04:08,088 --> 00:04:10,415 that I have never heard of. 101 00:04:13,902 --> 00:04:16,344 [SEAN] I was never much of a wine guy when I was younger. 102 00:04:16,355 --> 00:04:18,504 - Same. - But that's 'cause we were drinking to get drunk. 103 00:04:18,515 --> 00:04:20,157 Now that we're older, 104 00:04:20,168 --> 00:04:23,542 you know, you can appreciate the concept of moderation. 105 00:04:23,553 --> 00:04:25,011 Or Charmaine told you you better start appreciating it 106 00:04:25,021 --> 00:04:26,656 if you don't want to keep sleeping 107 00:04:26,690 --> 00:04:28,124 on an army cot in the garage. 108 00:04:28,158 --> 00:04:30,274 - Come on. - Whoa. Why you got to bring that up? 109 00:04:30,285 --> 00:04:33,422 Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, 110 00:04:33,521 --> 00:04:37,000 make a sage frolic, and the serious smile. 111 00:04:37,246 --> 00:04:40,272 Whoa! We got a fucking poet over here. 112 00:04:40,283 --> 00:04:41,338 Classic Laz. 113 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,829 [LASZLO] Now I'd like to claim that as my own, 114 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,976 it was actually written a long time ago by Homer. 115 00:04:44,987 --> 00:04:46,344 [FRANK] Oh. Homer's great. 116 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:48,826 - Yeah. D'oh! - Yeah. D'oh. 117 00:04:48,837 --> 00:04:50,305 - [CHUCKLING] - Yes! 118 00:04:50,751 --> 00:04:53,736 Wine is very cool. 119 00:04:53,799 --> 00:04:55,125 Um... 120 00:04:55,136 --> 00:04:56,987 That was... Nandor. 121 00:04:57,020 --> 00:05:00,690 - Hmm. - Oh, me. But seriously, 122 00:05:00,724 --> 00:05:02,492 yeah, how come you guys never drink? 123 00:05:02,547 --> 00:05:05,089 I mean, I don't think I've ever seen you guys take a sip 124 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,529 of nothing ever. 125 00:05:06,563 --> 00:05:08,915 - Uh... - Never? 126 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,633 - No? - No. 127 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:11,968 [SEAN] What's up with that? 128 00:05:12,002 --> 00:05:16,077 Actually, uh, I drink lots of fluids. 129 00:05:16,088 --> 00:05:18,316 - Oh. - Red fluids. 130 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:21,518 If Nandor were to engage his brain just once before speaking, 131 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,222 he would not fall back on hypnosis. 132 00:05:24,233 --> 00:05:26,302 Much like your wine. 133 00:05:27,358 --> 00:05:30,302 - Except it is not wine. - [FRANK] Hmm. 134 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,755 Okay. 135 00:05:31,966 --> 00:05:33,114 What is it then? 136 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:34,275 - Um... - Um... 137 00:05:34,286 --> 00:05:36,165 I don't know why I said that. 138 00:05:36,176 --> 00:05:39,631 [LASZLO] A real vampire uses wit, wisdom and charm. 139 00:05:39,642 --> 00:05:42,222 What he's trying to say is, um, he's more 140 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,302 of a Red Bull and vodka guy. 141 00:05:44,313 --> 00:05:45,753 ALL: Oh! 142 00:05:45,764 --> 00:05:47,499 - Yeah. - Yes, yes. 143 00:05:47,532 --> 00:05:49,196 The reason you don't see us drinking is, 144 00:05:49,207 --> 00:05:52,026 'cause we pre-gamed before we got here very heavily. 145 00:05:52,037 --> 00:05:53,718 There you go. Budget conscious. 146 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,531 And you never see us eat anything 147 00:05:55,728 --> 00:05:57,496 'cause I don't want what's going down there 148 00:05:57,507 --> 00:06:00,046 to come back up here and across your stupid faces. 149 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:03,294 - [LAUGHTER] - Yeah! 150 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:06,350 See? Little charm goes a long way. 151 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:08,400 That was close. 152 00:06:09,272 --> 00:06:10,539 [NADJA] And on top of this 153 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:13,486 bag of shit things that keep happening to me, 154 00:06:13,578 --> 00:06:16,547 I've got no one to talk to about it. 155 00:06:16,558 --> 00:06:18,210 I am here. 156 00:06:18,221 --> 00:06:21,356 Yes, yes, but you know what I mean. 157 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:23,435 I have got absolutely 158 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:26,805 no really close female friends anymore. 159 00:06:26,816 --> 00:06:28,005 None? 160 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,898 Nope. Go figure. 161 00:06:30,909 --> 00:06:33,910 [GUIDE] I just felt like we had gotten closer 162 00:06:34,046 --> 00:06:38,750 with the nightclub and everything, and... [SIGHS] 163 00:06:38,783 --> 00:06:40,797 So you're telling me 164 00:06:40,808 --> 00:06:44,836 you have no close female friends? 165 00:06:45,382 --> 00:06:47,161 None at all. 166 00:06:50,234 --> 00:06:52,971 What do I got to do? [LAUGHS] 167 00:06:53,318 --> 00:06:55,979 - [SIGHS] - It's got an ass-load of terroir. 168 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:58,044 - What the fuck do you know, terroir? - What do you mean? 169 00:06:58,055 --> 00:07:00,158 Nandor, uh, I don't know whether you've noticed, 170 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,911 but Gizmo seems a bit odd lately. 171 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,865 Yeah, I mean, he's been a bit distant lately, 172 00:07:04,876 --> 00:07:08,245 but I think it's because I haven't given him enough shit work. 173 00:07:08,256 --> 00:07:09,837 You know what it's like with familiars. 174 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:12,523 If you don't give them enough shit work, then they have too much time 175 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:15,156 to contemplate their own pathetic existences. 176 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,902 I think it might be something else. 177 00:07:16,913 --> 00:07:20,350 I have a theory, but I could just be imagining things. 178 00:07:20,765 --> 00:07:22,811 [GUILLERMO] I don't understand what's taking so long. 179 00:07:22,822 --> 00:07:24,647 How long did it take when you were made into a vampire 180 00:07:24,658 --> 00:07:27,326 to fully, you know, become a vampire? 181 00:07:27,337 --> 00:07:29,172 For me it was, like, six to eight hours, 182 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:32,153 but as with all things, your mileage may vary. 183 00:07:32,164 --> 00:07:34,160 It's been three weeks. Why am I not a vampire? 184 00:07:34,171 --> 00:07:35,896 - I should be a vampire by now. - Maybe you are one, 185 00:07:35,907 --> 00:07:37,275 and you just don't realize it. 186 00:07:37,286 --> 00:07:39,213 Okay, hang on. Have you tried this? 187 00:07:39,224 --> 00:07:41,397 Form of... Microchiroptera. 188 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:44,516 [SQUEAKING] 189 00:07:44,549 --> 00:07:45,655 [GASPS] 190 00:07:46,575 --> 00:07:48,908 No. I can't do that. If I could do that, I wouldn't be here. 191 00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:51,383 - Have you tried? - Yes, of course, I've tried. 192 00:07:51,714 --> 00:07:53,216 Try now. 193 00:07:53,924 --> 00:07:55,242 Okay. 194 00:07:56,562 --> 00:07:57,655 Bat. 195 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:01,379 Whoa! That is some freaky shit. 196 00:08:01,390 --> 00:08:02,863 - [MAN] Hey, Derek? - Toilets! 197 00:08:02,874 --> 00:08:05,052 - It's overflowing. - Yeah, um, I've got to... 198 00:08:05,063 --> 00:08:06,731 Hold that thought. 199 00:08:06,845 --> 00:08:08,513 - [MAN] Derek! - Coming! 200 00:08:16,635 --> 00:08:19,038 I think I have everything we need. 201 00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:20,547 For what? 202 00:08:20,558 --> 00:08:22,409 All these troubles you're having... 203 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:24,777 I hate to say it, but I think it might be... 204 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,157 a hex. 205 00:08:26,518 --> 00:08:28,657 Do you mean, like, a curse? 206 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:32,230 No, no, curses are just supernatural excuses 207 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:34,349 people make up for being losers. 208 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,330 Hexes, on the other hand... that's a real thing. 209 00:08:37,408 --> 00:08:40,645 Targeted harassment brought on by your own past actions. 210 00:08:40,656 --> 00:08:43,025 - Right. - Let's just rule it out. 211 00:08:43,036 --> 00:08:45,566 Is there anyone in your life, 212 00:08:45,577 --> 00:08:49,214 current or past, that you have treated unkindly? 213 00:08:49,225 --> 00:08:50,660 - Nope. - No one? 214 00:08:50,671 --> 00:08:52,075 - No. - Never? 215 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:54,047 - No. - No one? 216 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:55,326 Nope. 217 00:08:56,214 --> 00:08:58,693 - Oh, that's the way. - Please stop fucking doing that. 218 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,244 - Why? Why? - What's wrong with you? 219 00:09:00,255 --> 00:09:02,917 Hey, hey, hey, hey, boys. 220 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:04,729 Why don't we just play nice? 221 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,418 No, it's bullshit. 222 00:09:06,429 --> 00:09:09,999 That's a fucking eight-dollar bottle of wine, 223 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,545 and he's putting ice in it! 224 00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:14,528 That's what they do in France! 225 00:09:14,539 --> 00:09:17,403 - Come on. Marone. - Easy now, fellows. 226 00:09:17,414 --> 00:09:19,206 Mikey's right. That is what they do in France. 227 00:09:19,244 --> 00:09:22,569 What the fuck do you know from fucking France? 228 00:09:22,580 --> 00:09:24,858 Oh! My cousin is from France. 229 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:27,687 Your cousin is from fucking Quebec! 230 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,134 - How dare you. - But I'm right, ain't I? 231 00:09:30,145 --> 00:09:31,857 - Ain't I? Huh? - Quit doing the fucking chin thing. 232 00:09:31,868 --> 00:09:33,134 - Fuck you. - Get the fuck out of... 233 00:09:33,145 --> 00:09:34,282 - [CLAMORING] - [WOMAN] Hey... stop it! 234 00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:35,694 [LASZLO LAUGHS] 235 00:09:35,727 --> 00:09:37,295 - Stop it! - Shouldn't we, uh...? 236 00:09:37,306 --> 00:09:38,981 No, I think let them just carry on. 237 00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:41,280 - They're having a great time. - [MIKEY] You know, I think 238 00:09:41,291 --> 00:09:43,011 Céline Dion is from Quebec. 239 00:09:43,022 --> 00:09:44,430 - [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] - [LASZLO] Céline who? 240 00:09:44,441 --> 00:09:45,704 Céline Dion. 241 00:09:45,737 --> 00:09:46,948 I don't know who she is. 242 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:49,914 - Vegas showgirl, singer type. - Is she good? 243 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:52,143 Fucking bring it! 244 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:54,468 - [WOMAN SHRIEKS] - Fuck you! 245 00:09:54,479 --> 00:09:56,281 - That's not good. - No it's not. 246 00:09:56,292 --> 00:09:57,498 That's not good at all. 247 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,644 All right, nothing to see here, everyone. 248 00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:01,792 - Maybe we should, uh, skedaddle. - Yeah. 249 00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:03,883 - Whoops. - You really got me. 250 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,062 - Oh. - Sorry for the ruckus, Jimmy. 251 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,077 - [WOMAN] Not my name. - We'll get this cleaned up 252 00:10:08,088 --> 00:10:09,788 and squared away in no time. 253 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:11,827 I think she's calling the police. 254 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:14,595 Why don't you hypnotize them, Nandor? You're so fond of that. 255 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:16,524 I don't think that will be necessary. 256 00:10:16,535 --> 00:10:18,659 Maybe you fellas should apologize to Jimmy. 257 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:20,003 - Not my name. - [SEAN] Sorry, Jimmy. 258 00:10:20,014 --> 00:10:21,804 - And offer to pay for the window. - Yo! 259 00:10:21,815 --> 00:10:23,404 - Shit. - Who the fuck's 260 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,201 - this bonanza? - Oh, go, go, go! 261 00:10:25,212 --> 00:10:27,868 - What's going on here, fellas? - Officer, thank goodness. 262 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:29,748 This window... it exploded, 263 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,428 and it nearly blew the asses off these guys. 264 00:10:32,439 --> 00:10:35,408 - What guys? - These guys. The, uh... 265 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,528 - Uh... - You need some help? 266 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:38,892 [NANDOR] No, I got this. 267 00:10:38,903 --> 00:10:41,275 There were these guys. This much we know. 268 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:43,591 But there was also this window, 269 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,248 - and the, uh... - Mikey? 270 00:10:45,259 --> 00:10:48,389 - I... - Oh, fuck off, Terry. It was an accident. 271 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,702 Whatever, Mikey. I'm filing a report. 272 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,433 Hold on there. Do you two fellas know each other? 273 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:54,988 Yeah, Terry, Seany, 274 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,625 Frank and I... we all went to high school together. 275 00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:59,873 Oh, so this is Terry? These fellas... they speak 276 00:10:59,884 --> 00:11:01,099 very highly of you. 277 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:05,184 - This guy? Get the fuck out of here. - No. It's absolutely true. 278 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:07,071 I've waited a long time 279 00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:10,037 to meet the world-famous Terry from high school. 280 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:12,195 And now I have, and I'll tell you something. 281 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,889 I'm not disappointed. 282 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,900 - For real? - Oh, yes. 283 00:11:14,911 --> 00:11:17,134 - Shit. That's good. - Just a bit of charm. 284 00:11:17,145 --> 00:11:18,319 And I'll wager 285 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:20,465 not many constables could think of a creative way out 286 00:11:20,498 --> 00:11:22,271 of this particular predicament, 287 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,536 and that's because they're not Terry. 288 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,472 [BOTH LAUGHING] 289 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,650 Sean, I don't know what you're doing down there, 290 00:11:29,661 --> 00:11:31,497 but it doesn't look like a good idea. 291 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:33,749 Hey, Terry, see you next fall. 292 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,242 - Come on, book it. Let's go. - Shit. 293 00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:37,198 - All right. - Eat shit and die, Terry. 294 00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:38,350 - [SIREN WAILING] - [LAUGHING] 295 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,683 [NANDOR] Where did you get those chains? 296 00:11:39,694 --> 00:11:41,516 - From the car. - What car? 297 00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:42,533 - Right over here! - Here. 298 00:11:42,544 --> 00:11:45,479 Get in, losers! We're going shopping! 299 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:48,030 No, no, no, no, no, don't steal my car! 300 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,584 You stole my car back in school! 301 00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:52,139 You sold me that piece of shit! 302 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,703 - Drive on, motherfuckers. - [HORN HONKING] 303 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,369 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - [SIREN WAILING] 304 00:11:57,535 --> 00:11:59,638 [HORN BLARING] 305 00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:02,173 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 306 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:04,003 [SEAN] [OVER MEGAPHONE] Eat shit, Terry! 307 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,983 [LAUGHTER OVER MEGAPHONE] 308 00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,621 Am I needed for this bit, 309 00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,327 or can I just take a nap while you do your... 310 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:14,672 Shh! Honestly. 311 00:12:15,786 --> 00:12:16,872 It's this way? 312 00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:19,291 Is it this way? I'm listening. 313 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,725 No, no. Oh. 314 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,460 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 315 00:12:22,587 --> 00:12:25,423 It's here. [GASPS LOUDLY, YELLS] 316 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:27,853 [GASPS] 317 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,591 - Is this yours? - No, 318 00:12:30,602 --> 00:12:32,904 but, no, I know this woman. 319 00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:35,691 This is Yiaya Neikia. In Antipaxos, 320 00:12:35,702 --> 00:12:37,737 this is a very bad-luck woman. 321 00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:39,652 A real shit-stirrer. 322 00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:42,286 How did this get here? 323 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:45,485 [BLOWS] That ought to do it. 324 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:46,697 [GUIDE CLEARS THROAT] 325 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,178 Oh, my. 326 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:50,608 What?! 327 00:12:50,619 --> 00:12:53,401 - Oh. - This shriveled bitch! 328 00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:55,306 [RIPPING PHOTO] 329 00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:58,931 Now that really ought to do it. [LAUGHS] 330 00:12:58,942 --> 00:13:00,839 Um... 331 00:13:01,836 --> 00:13:03,324 - Oh, my... - [NADJA] What?! 332 00:13:03,335 --> 00:13:04,536 [PANTING] 333 00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:08,932 Ew-kay. [CHUCKLES] 334 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,418 This is a little bit really bad, isn't it? 335 00:13:19,877 --> 00:13:21,419 [LAZLO] Didn't feel a thing. 336 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,315 [SEAN] Think I went out of bounds. 337 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:25,639 - [COUGHING] - Jesus. 338 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:26,825 [SEAN] Everybody good? 339 00:13:26,858 --> 00:13:29,494 - Holy shit. - Hey, look, I didn't even spill my wine. 340 00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:32,808 - Nice. - That was some GTA5 shit. 341 00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:34,834 Yo, yo, Mikey, Mikey, you got a little cut. 342 00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:36,501 That's gonna be a good scar in the morning. 343 00:13:36,534 --> 00:13:38,492 - Yeah. Go ahead. - [LASZLO] Say, boys. 344 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,026 I've got a great idea. 345 00:13:40,037 --> 00:13:42,807 What say we... call it a night? 346 00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,543 [NANDOR] Laszlo makes a good point. Maybe we should all just 347 00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:48,592 - go home and go to bed? - [MIKEY] Oh! Look what I found! 348 00:13:48,603 --> 00:13:50,148 - Look what I found. - ALL: Oh! 349 00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:52,720 - Nice! - Breaker 1-9, Breaker 1-9. 350 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,051 This is Rubber Duck. 351 00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:55,782 - That's a good reference. - Yeah. 352 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,191 - 10-4, yeah. - [FRANK] That's nothing. 353 00:13:57,202 --> 00:13:58,411 Look what I found. 354 00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,722 - Whoa. - [LAUGHS] 355 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:01,248 [LASZLO] Why don't you put that back in the car? 356 00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,341 [SEAN] Laz is right. 357 00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:04,225 We got to tell Terry about that. 358 00:14:04,236 --> 00:14:06,164 Cop's not supposed to lose his gun. 359 00:14:06,175 --> 00:14:08,308 It's real bad. I saw it in a movie once. 360 00:14:08,319 --> 00:14:09,923 Yeah, we should leave the gun, 361 00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:12,909 - go home and go to bed. - [SEAN] Empty the bullets, dipshit. 362 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,775 You know, that's a felony... to have a loaded weapon? 363 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:17,223 - [GUNSHOTS] - [CLAMORING] 364 00:14:17,543 --> 00:14:19,636 - Very loud. - What the fuck are you doing? 365 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:21,160 You told me to get rid of the bullets. 366 00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:23,721 - I said, empty the clip! - That's what I'm doing! 367 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,654 - [SIREN WAILING] - See? Now it's empty, 368 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,762 - idiot. - [SEAN] Oh, shit. Terry snitched. 369 00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:30,740 - Oh. Shit. - We got to hit the bricks. 370 00:14:30,751 --> 00:14:33,525 Go, go, go. Come on, boys, let's go! 371 00:14:33,558 --> 00:14:36,428 [SIREN WAILING] 372 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,129 You're not coming? 373 00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:40,090 Well, if you want to be a coward, Nandor. 374 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,787 - [COP] Freeze! - [COP 2] Put your hands up. 375 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,691 - Hands where we can see them. - Uh, no, not really. I just thought maybe 376 00:14:43,702 --> 00:14:45,115 it's what you wanted to do. Hi. 377 00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:46,433 - Shit. There's a lot of them. - Stay there, stay there. 378 00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:48,292 - Evening. - Evening, gentlemen. 379 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:49,597 I'm sure you're wondering 380 00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:52,033 what are those two chaps doing with one of our cars? 381 00:14:52,044 --> 00:14:53,801 Firstly, there were these guys. 382 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,325 - Ah. - This much we know. 383 00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:58,216 But, also, there was this window. 384 00:14:59,156 --> 00:15:00,495 Uh... 385 00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,911 - Nandor, would you mind if I dealt with this? - Would you? 386 00:15:02,922 --> 00:15:04,631 Now, tell me something, fellas. 387 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:08,582 Is it true what they say about Staten Island policemen? 388 00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:10,562 - [LOCK BUZZES] - [DOOR CLANGS] 389 00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:14,104 - Well. - Well. 390 00:15:14,691 --> 00:15:17,056 - You tried. - Yup. 391 00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:19,237 Not one of my finest moments. 392 00:15:19,274 --> 00:15:20,811 I think this could be a situation 393 00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:22,540 where hypnosis is warranted. 394 00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:24,781 I think you're right. 395 00:15:25,369 --> 00:15:26,864 Go ahead. 396 00:15:28,148 --> 00:15:29,903 No, well, you see, there's a problem there. 397 00:15:29,914 --> 00:15:31,750 Um... 398 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,078 I'm not very good at hypnosis. 399 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,748 - Sorry. I didn't catch that. - I said, I'm not very good at hypnosis. 400 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:40,949 I never have been good at it, and I don't think I ever will be. 401 00:15:41,236 --> 00:15:43,248 - Nonsense. - Well, it's not. 402 00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:46,362 I mean, I can hypnotize Sean, but only with your help. 403 00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:48,916 And only 'cause his brain's fucked. 404 00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:52,757 I should also admit that I've been envious of your skills, 405 00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:55,807 which I think is the reason why I take the piss out of you. 406 00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,349 Much as it pains me to say this, 407 00:15:58,484 --> 00:16:00,412 if anyone can get us out of this situation, Nandor, 408 00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,283 I think it will be you. 409 00:16:03,453 --> 00:16:04,955 Okay, then. 410 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,653 I will fix. 411 00:16:08,312 --> 00:16:09,974 Guards! 412 00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:16,492 [NADJA] So... I am hexed, which... is not great. 413 00:16:16,503 --> 00:16:19,196 There is writing on the hex picture, 414 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,076 but I haven't read the Antipaxon language 415 00:16:21,087 --> 00:16:22,588 in hundreds of years, so... 416 00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,269 [SPEAKING GREEK] 417 00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:25,987 [STAMMERING] 418 00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:28,509 I am a little bit rusty. [LAUGHS] 419 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,682 Could you maybe help translate this picture 420 00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:33,166 - using your gray box? - Sure. 421 00:16:33,177 --> 00:16:34,546 [NADJA] So I had to get Colin Robinson 422 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:36,644 to help me translate on his computer machine. 423 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:39,807 And he told me something, which, quite frankly, 424 00:16:39,818 --> 00:16:41,807 blew my mind apart. 425 00:16:41,818 --> 00:16:44,226 Or you could just walk down to Little Antipaxos 426 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,360 and have someone translate it for you. 427 00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:49,796 Wh-Which? There is a Little Antipaxos? What? 428 00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:53,231 Oh, yeah, not too far from here, just above Little Italy. 429 00:16:53,264 --> 00:16:56,185 That's the great melting pot of America for you. 430 00:16:56,196 --> 00:16:58,689 - The broad mosaic. - No, no, shut up. 431 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,879 Are you saying there is a Little Antipaxos 432 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,592 right here on Staten Island? 433 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:06,833 It's only, like, a four-block-by-two-block area, but it's there. 434 00:17:06,844 --> 00:17:07,859 [LAUGHS] 435 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,415 ♪ ♪ 436 00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:13,618 [SPEAKING GREEK] 437 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:16,755 So much cheap crap and old fish. 438 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,902 It's like looking out the window of my childhood home. 439 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,626 There is, in Staten Island, 440 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:25,005 a neighborhood known as "Little Antipaxos"! 441 00:17:25,016 --> 00:17:26,065 [SPEAKING GREEK] 442 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,705 It is where all the Antipaxons 443 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,685 who come to America work and live 444 00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:30,991 and laugh and love. 445 00:17:31,002 --> 00:17:32,005 I'm Nadja. 446 00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,785 [SPEAKS GREEK] 447 00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:36,948 Three for joy. 448 00:17:36,959 --> 00:17:39,332 Look! This is the beach of Voutoumi! 449 00:17:39,343 --> 00:17:42,376 I tried to lose my virginity here so many times. 450 00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,322 Souvlaki. Stifado! 451 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,068 The food of my youth! 452 00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,978 Of course the Greeks stole it from us, 453 00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,196 and claimed it as their own, 454 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:50,665 but the real heads know 455 00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:54,010 - that it originally came from Antipaxos. - [BOTH SPEAK GREEK] 456 00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:57,222 I mean, it would be wrong not to just try a little bit. 457 00:17:58,595 --> 00:17:59,622 Mmm. 458 00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:02,749 [LOUD RETCHING] 459 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,996 [GURGLES, COUGHS] 460 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,244 So worth it. 461 00:18:06,255 --> 00:18:07,588 You can still sell that, I think. 462 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:08,666 [LAUGHS] Thank you. 463 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,129 Oh, this place. [SNIFFS] 464 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,382 - [GRUNTS] - How fucking long have we lived here, 465 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:15,770 and you never thought to tell me 466 00:18:15,781 --> 00:18:17,631 there was a Little Antipaxos neighborhood, 467 00:18:17,642 --> 00:18:19,477 like, half a mile from our house?! 468 00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:20,656 You never asked. 469 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,353 [SPEAKS GREEK] 470 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,230 Oh, look. 471 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:28,395 A shitty diner just like my theía used to run. 472 00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:29,928 Come on. 473 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,366 [WOMAN SPEAKING GREEK] 474 00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:35,947 [LAUGHTER] 475 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:39,865 - [LAUGHTER] - [SPEAKING GREEK] 476 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,578 What did he say? What did he say? 477 00:18:41,589 --> 00:18:43,858 It is an Antipaxon thing. 478 00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:47,807 [SPEAKING GREEK] 479 00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:51,021 - What does the writing say? - Oh, um, 480 00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:53,548 she says it says, "A simple act 481 00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:56,262 "of kindness, compassion and friendship 482 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:59,510 will remove the hexes that is on top of your head." 483 00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:00,814 [SPEAKING GREEK] 484 00:19:00,844 --> 00:19:03,096 Starting now, this a new me. 485 00:19:03,107 --> 00:19:06,611 Kind, welcoming, inclusive, sensitive 486 00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:08,261 to the feelings of others. 487 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,574 [LAUGHTER] 488 00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:10,975 What, what? 489 00:19:10,986 --> 00:19:12,279 Oh, it's very complicated. 490 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,022 I-I don't think you can understand. 491 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,102 [NADJA LAUGHS] 492 00:19:16,961 --> 00:19:19,530 [OWL HOOTING] 493 00:19:19,541 --> 00:19:24,179 No, I cannot say I have heard of this before. 494 00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:26,933 - This fellow you speak of. - Derek. Derek's friend. 495 00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:28,035 - [DEREK] Uh, you wouldn't have met him. - Yeah, 496 00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:30,257 - because he lives in Canada. - Yes. 497 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:34,858 Ah. So, he was turned into a vampire 498 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:38,499 by a vampire, but does not yet seem 499 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,645 to be a vampire? 500 00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,198 Yeah, that's about the size of it, yeah. 501 00:19:42,209 --> 00:19:44,184 But, um, does that happen? 502 00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:45,539 Uh... uh... 503 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:48,386 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 504 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:54,318 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 505 00:19:58,229 --> 00:19:59,953 Neither of us have ever heard of such a thing. 506 00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:01,641 - Mm. - Mm. Okay. 507 00:20:01,652 --> 00:20:03,287 [SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 508 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:10,127 Oh. Could work, I suppose. 509 00:20:10,138 --> 00:20:11,773 - What could work? - He says maybe 510 00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:15,711 repeat the turning process with a different vampire. 511 00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:19,273 Of course, that could make your friend a vampire-and-a-half 512 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,687 or a double vampire, 513 00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:22,762 but who gives a shit? I don't know this freak. 514 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:25,858 [LAUGHTER] 515 00:20:25,869 --> 00:20:28,672 Let us see what happens when you turn a vampire twice. 516 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:31,073 Jonathan is my neighbor. 517 00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:33,253 He used to run his leaf blower 518 00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:35,700 all the day long while I was trying to sleep. 519 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:38,190 So, I turned him into a vampire, and now we're all good. 520 00:20:38,201 --> 00:20:40,134 - My Liege. - Oh. 521 00:20:40,145 --> 00:20:44,835 How sweet. Arise, Jonathan. We need your help. 522 00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:48,349 - Your wish is my command, My Liege. - Oh. Boop. 523 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:53,874 Okay, so since I already turned Jonathan, 524 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,455 I guess, uh... Yes, Derek, is it? 525 00:20:56,474 --> 00:20:57,875 - Uh, yes, sir. - Right. 526 00:20:57,886 --> 00:21:01,587 Bite Jonathan and drink some of his blood. Mm. 527 00:21:01,598 --> 00:21:04,869 - Okay, um... Hi. Uh, Derek. - Mm. Mm. 528 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:08,439 - Just gonna... - Very good. 529 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:12,259 Now Jonathan, have a taste of Derek's blood. 530 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:16,221 - Ah, okay. - [SUCKING] 531 00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:18,101 Very nice. Thank you, gentlemen. 532 00:21:18,112 --> 00:21:21,595 So... did it work? 533 00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:24,304 Ah, how are you feeling, Jonathan? 534 00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:26,106 - Uh, I feel fine. - Ah. 535 00:21:26,117 --> 00:21:28,188 I'm a little aggravated because the motor 536 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,001 in this here edge trimmer keeps conking... 537 00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:38,229 So, at least now we know one way that does not work. 538 00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,064 [DEREK] Huh. 539 00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:48,036 [SEAN] They really just gonna let us walk out of here? 540 00:21:48,047 --> 00:21:50,373 How'd you pull that one off, Laz? 541 00:21:50,384 --> 00:21:53,295 Actually, Sean, it was I who, um... 542 00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:56,667 At ease. It was I who convinced 543 00:21:56,678 --> 00:21:59,017 your good friend Laszlo 544 00:21:59,028 --> 00:22:01,612 to, uh, use his notorious charm. 545 00:22:01,623 --> 00:22:02,855 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 546 00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:04,287 Between us, Nandor, 547 00:22:04,298 --> 00:22:06,564 what did you say to them back there? 548 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:09,583 I just said that we had solved all the crimes 549 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:12,198 that Sean and his pals had committed. 550 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,602 And, also, I got them to give their friend Terry 551 00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:16,617 - a little promotion. - Oh, really? Great. 552 00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,332 And, just for funsies, I told them 553 00:22:19,343 --> 00:22:22,012 that I was Captain Sully Sullenberger, 554 00:22:22,023 --> 00:22:25,205 and you were the gentleman with the moustache 555 00:22:25,216 --> 00:22:27,045 in that cop show that you like. 556 00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:28,640 Thomas Selleck in Blue Bloods? 557 00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,153 - That's it! - Good move. 558 00:22:30,164 --> 00:22:31,884 - Look. There's Terry. - [NANDOR] Hi, Terry. 559 00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:35,019 - Terry! Captain Dumbfuck. - [LASZLO] Well done, Nandor. 560 00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:37,304 [SEAN] Reporting for duty. [SNORTS] 561 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:39,751 [COLIN] I think I'll just have the tak... 562 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:41,867 - Tak... tak... - Tzat... tzatziki. 563 00:22:41,878 --> 00:22:43,553 - I'll get it. Tack... - Tzat... 564 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:47,869 Tacky. Tacky. Uh, but without the, uh, yogurt. 565 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,384 [SIRENS CHIRPING] 566 00:22:52,055 --> 00:22:54,024 [TIRES SCREECHING] 567 00:22:55,567 --> 00:23:00,572 Halt! 568 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:02,247 That was great. 569 00:23:05,015 --> 00:23:06,917 [CLEARS THROAT] 570 00:23:07,249 --> 00:23:08,584 At ease. 571 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:12,116 - At ease. At ease. - Ah. There he is. 572 00:23:12,127 --> 00:23:13,358 At ease. 573 00:23:13,391 --> 00:23:15,160 - At ease. At ease. - Hold on. 574 00:23:15,193 --> 00:23:16,451 No, no, no, I'm with them. I'm with them. 575 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,229 Gizmo, I need a word with you. 576 00:23:18,424 --> 00:23:19,899 - Okay. - Coppers, fuck off. 577 00:23:19,910 --> 00:23:22,179 Yes, sir! Thank you, Mr. Selleck! 578 00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:24,408 I think it's about time you came clean. 579 00:23:24,995 --> 00:23:28,003 - About what? - Well, the others aren't as observant as I am. 580 00:23:28,014 --> 00:23:29,849 But you've been off recently. 581 00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,335 And I've been watching you. 582 00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:34,245 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 583 00:23:34,397 --> 00:23:36,648 I think we got a bit of a problem, Gizmo. 584 00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:38,625 The longer you keep it a secret, 585 00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:40,709 it's gonna remain a problem. 586 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,747 I felt like I had no other choice, okay? 587 00:23:44,696 --> 00:23:46,386 I mean, Nandor's been promising to make me a vampire 588 00:23:46,397 --> 00:23:48,148 for 12 years, and it's never come true, all right? 589 00:23:48,159 --> 00:23:50,495 So, like, Derek, he was right there, he's a vampire, 590 00:23:50,506 --> 00:23:51,767 - so of course I was gonna take... Yeah. - Whoa, whoa. 591 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:54,121 I asked Derek to make me into a vampire, but I regretted it 592 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:56,470 - the second it happened because... - What the fuck? 593 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:58,903 - I thought you said you figured it out. - No! 594 00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:00,843 I just thought you had the shits. 595 00:24:00,854 --> 00:24:03,430 I was gonna tell you to steer clear of the breakfast burritos. 596 00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,577 Too much of the chilaquiles. 597 00:24:05,841 --> 00:24:07,865 You let someone, who isn't your master, 598 00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:09,482 turn you into a vampire? 599 00:24:09,547 --> 00:24:11,828 - You fucking idiot. - I know, okay, I know. 600 00:24:11,839 --> 00:24:13,674 And it seems to be taking forever to take full effect. 601 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:16,410 And I don't know what to do, okay? So please, please don't tell Nandor. 602 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,989 Tell Nandor? 603 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,226 This is the greatest humiliation for any vampire. 604 00:24:21,652 --> 00:24:24,007 I don't know if he would even survive it. 605 00:24:27,076 --> 00:24:28,512 All right, I've got an idea. 606 00:24:28,523 --> 00:24:30,235 But you've got to do exactly what I tell you. 607 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,049 Okay, yes, of course. 608 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,768 Despite the fact that you've already been bitten 609 00:24:33,779 --> 00:24:36,176 by a vampire, I could persuade 610 00:24:36,187 --> 00:24:38,358 Nandor to bite you again. 611 00:24:38,476 --> 00:24:40,611 No one'd be any the wiser. 612 00:24:43,207 --> 00:24:44,597 I don't think that's gonna work. 613 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,013 You don't? 614 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,653 Well, then you're fucked. 615 00:24:49,316 --> 00:24:50,545 ["HEY! [I'M DEAD]" by Jank Sinatra playing] 616 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:53,547 ♪ I just went to a funeral ♪ 617 00:24:54,086 --> 00:24:57,126 ♪ I just said my goodbyes ♪ 618 00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,498 ♪ I just felt the cold hand of death ♪ 619 00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:03,668 ♪ Pass before my eyes ♪ 620 00:25:04,616 --> 00:25:06,252 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 621 00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:09,107 - ♪ Yeah, he's dead ♪ - ♪ He is dead ♪ 622 00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,009 ♪ He's dead, Granny ♪ 623 00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,644 - ♪ He's dead ♪ - ♪ Dead ♪ 624 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,263 - ♪ He's dead now ♪ - ♪ Oh, he's dead ♪ 625 00:25:14,274 --> 00:25:16,376 ♪ I'm in the oxygen you breathe ♪ 626 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,384 ♪ And I'm in the cayenne on your sleeve ♪ 627 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,053 ♪ I'm on the outside and the inside ♪ 628 00:25:22,064 --> 00:25:24,200 ♪ At the same time ♪ 629 00:25:24,534 --> 00:25:27,092 ♪ I'm in the sunshine on your face ♪ 630 00:25:27,103 --> 00:25:29,744 ♪ I'm in a very funky place ♪ 631 00:25:29,755 --> 00:25:33,912 ♪ I'm in a dead dog's brain, rotting on the highway line ♪ 632 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,400 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh. ♪ 633 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,252 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 634 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:42,603 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.MY-SUBS.com -